What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
I have so many Easter puns, it’s not even bunny.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
I used to own a rabbit, but now he’s just some bunny that I used to know.
Emo bunnies just do not carrot all.
Where did the bunny groom and bunny bride go after their wedding? On a bunnymoon.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Spider? A Hare net!
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring? Because he heard it was 18 carrots.
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
Did you hear about the rabbit who refused to leave her house? She was having a bad hare day.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime? They have hare conditioning!
Why are rabbits so lucky? They have four rabbit’s feet.
Why are bunnies always tired in April? Because they just finished a March.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An animal who never forgets to eat its carrots.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
How do you know you’ve been visited by a possessed rabbit? He leaves deviled eggs.
What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit? One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why did the bunny say to the duck? You quack me up!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
Why did the magician have to cancel his show? Because he just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
You must be the Easter Bunny, because you’ve got me all egg-cited.
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
What did the Easter bunny say to the carrot?It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a rabbit housekeeper? A dust bunny.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane.
How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been? Eggs mark the spot.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What do you call a bunny who was raised in a hotel? An inn-grown hare.
What do rabbits like to sing? “Every bunny was kung fu fighting.”
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
The Easter Bunny won’t be making his usual rounds this year. He’s laid up with a hareline fracture.
What do you call rabbits that live at the North Pole? Cold.
How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it.
Why did the bunny build herself a new house? She was fed up with the hole thing!
Where do rabbits learn how to fly? In the hare force!
What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.