Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.