What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a crocodile.
A funeral.
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
Why don’t alligators watch movies?
Because they live in swamps.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a SWAT team of alligators?
Gator-raid.
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
What do dehydrated alligators drink?
Gatorade.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What’s an alligator’s favorite dip?
Croc-amole.
I’ll have a crocodile sandwich please, and make it snappy!
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Why should you be careful not to insult a crocodile?
It may come back to bite you in the butt.
What do you call people who are obsessed with crocodiles?
Crocophiles.
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
If a crocodile never admits he is wrong, he must be in de-nile..
Have you seen the gators on skateboards, they are great alli-skaters.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What kind of croc hangs out in back passages around town?
An Alley-gator.
What do alligators and Windows have in common?
Neither of them has enough bytes!
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
A French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia.
Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.
The female ate the Frenchman.
The Czech was in the male.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What do you call an alligator that has all the other gators at the swamp crown around him?
A congregator.
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
I like you, you croc my world.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.