What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.