What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.