What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.