What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite