What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.