We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
These puns are turtle-y hilarious.
The truck load of tortoise that crushed caused a turtle disaster.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
Where does a turtle go when it's raining?
A shell-ter.
My wife and I went to a turtle pun class yesterday.
It tortoise nothing.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
Where do you send turtles who commit crimes?
To the shell-block.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
We did not understand what the mother turtle was saying because it was all in ridleys.
Why do turtles never forget?
Because they have turtle recall.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
Turtles love taking shell-fies.
What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?
A turtle disaster.
I was she-shocked when my pet turtle died.
I got invited to a costume party, so I went as a turtle.
I had a shell of a time.
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
Their engagement is yet to be made offishell.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
We have always been in turtle awe of her artistic skills.
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
I am an introvert, but you know how to bring me out of my shell.
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
A slow poke is what you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine.
The pun class we attended totally tortoise nothing.
All the turtles wore turtle necks to the party.
My pet turtle died.
I'm not upset - just shell-shocked.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
The turtle had to cross the road in order to get to the Shell station.
I had a shell of a time when I attended the costume party as a turtle.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
You cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo and you end up with a turtle
neck jumper.
A flying turtle is called a shellicopter.
What do you call a flying turtle?
A shellicopter.
The mossbacks could not connect with the new developments, so the bill was hot
down at the senate.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
Jellyfish and peanut butterare sea turtles favorite sandwich.