What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
What do you call an alligator that’s a very skilled conversationalist?
A dialogator.
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
Did you know alligators can grow up to 18 feet?
But most of them only have four!
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
Two crocodiles coming to dinner.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Let's play some scrabble, I just need to get the croc-a-tiles.
What do you call a crocodile that keeps breaking the law?
A crookadile.
Alligators ask lots of questions, they'd make great interri-gators.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What happens when an alligator drives a boat?
He becomes a navigator.
What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
An irri-gator.
What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?
An alley-gator!
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
A guy wearing a suit and tie walks into a bar with an alligator…
He walks up to the bartender and asks, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Yes sir, we do,” says the bartender.
The guy smiles and says, “Great. Then I’ll have a beer, and my ‘gator will have a lawyer.”
I told the other alligator to stay outside, he cai-man anyway.
When alligators need energy, they just slug down some gator-ade.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
Why was the crocodile invited to glamorous parties?
Because she was a snappy dresser.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
Why are alligator comedians so funny?
Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
If you ever need directions, call for a navi-gator.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
Why should you never ever play texas hold'em with a crocodile?
You will literally lose every hand.
What came first, the alligator or the crocodile?
The dinosaur.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy!
What do you call an alligator that makes others fight?
An instigator.
What did the alligator say to the other alligator that was in the way?
“Please move, I need to get bayou.”
If you need to share out your to-do list, just be a dele-gator.
What do you get if you cross an alligator with a flower?
I don’t know, but I will not smell it!
That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
What do crocodiles wear to keep their legs dry in the water?
Gaiters.
What do you call an alligator who kills bugs all day long?
A fumigator.
I went to the zoo the other day and saw an alligator that will only eat finely chopped food.
It was an alligrator.
What do you call an alligator who is holding a compass?
A navigator.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
It’s filled with liti-gators.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gater.