I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.