What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python? A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you to death.
What did the woodworm say to the chair?
It's been nice gnawing you.
What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant? Very big worm holes in your garden.
What kind of computer does a worm have? A Macintosh.
How do you know you have a tape worm?
It’s comming out of your belly!
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
What kind of fish do you catch with Gummy Worms?
Swedish Fish.
What’s a glow worms favourite song?
Wake me up before you glow glow!
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
Did you hear about the kid that ate a whole pack of candy worms?
It’s a sour tale!
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
How many worms does it take to eat a zombie?
It depends on the size of the zombie!
What happens when fish start an addiction to worms?
They get hooked.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag? They can lighten your load.
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
I felt so guilty after I stepped on that worm this morning. You should have seen it, it looked genuinely crushed.
What do you call it when worms take over the world? Global Worming.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Why is earth worm humor offensive?
They only know dirty jokes.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister? Maggot Thatcher.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
Why are worms so easy to get along with?
Because they are always down to Earth.
What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?
A dirty kid!
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
How can you tell which end of a worm is which? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs.
What does a turtle do during winter? Sit by the fire and worm himself up.