What do confused owls say?
Too-whit-to-why?
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What does an owl with an attitude have?
A scowl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
What do you call an owl with a deep voice?
A growl.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
What kind of books do owls read?
Hoo-dunnits.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
What's an owl's favorite Beatles song?
Owl You Need Is Love.
What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.