What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?
It won’t be long now.
What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips?
A chipmunk.
If a monkey has thirty bananas in one hand and forty bananas in the other hand, what does he have?
Very big hands.
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.