I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable.
How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
If you ever own a koala as a pet, make sure you can keep track of it by putting a koalar around its neck.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications.
Where are koalas taken when they die? To an ancient bearial site.
How do koalas stay in shape? They do bearobics.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
What is a koala’s favorite exercise?
Bearobics.
What happened when the koala house party got a little too far out of hand? One of the neighbors koalaed the cops.
How do you apologize to a koala?
Bear your heart and soul to them.
What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut.
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
What do koalas use when they’re doing yard work? A wheelbearow.
What's a Koalas favorite drink? Coca Koala!
Why did the bear quit his second job?
Because he needed some koalaty time with his family.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
There once was a koala who could run at a speed of more than 800 miles per hour. He was the first koala to break the sound bearier.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
What does a koala do before making any kind of appointment? He always checks his koalander.
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
What would you call a dream where a koala bear is eating you? A bite-mare.
Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.