Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.