When Berry the dog dug up the woman's strawberry patch, she angrily exclaimed "That is the final straw, Berry."
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
A strawberry's favorite place to visit is Jam-aica.
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
What is a vampire who loves eating strawberry jam called? A jampire.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
The scientist was meticulous about his strawberry pies. He rounded up the protein content of his pie at 3.14.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
My local ice cream man was found dead in his garage covered in strawberry sauce and hundreds and thousands.
Police believe he topped himself.
A strawberry will never help another strawberry because they tend to always get into jams.
A Blueberry asked a strawberry to go to hell.
That was berry rude of him
The daddy strawberry got the job to perform at the circus because he was a berry straw-ng man.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Strawberries are considered to be the most bullied fruits because they're always getting picked on.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
I saw a strawberry with a gun, robbing a man. I am guessing he was in a jam.
The strawberry went out with the grape only because he couldn't find a date.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
Why did the strawberries turned red? Because they saw the salad dressing.
Last time I was in France I wanted to ask a question about strawberries
But I wasn't sure how to fraise it.
I always tend to forget the french word for strawberry sometimes. But, then I eventually remember the fraise.
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
What do you call a strawberry in math?
A berry-able.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry
A berry funny strawberry candy is called a Laffy taffy.
The strawberry was very good at racing because he was always juiced up before a race.
A strawberry usually gets stuck often when it gets jammed.
What do strawberries wear to bed?
Jammies!
I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
A scarecrow's favorite fruit to eat is straw-berry.
The only thing that looks like half a strawberry is the other half.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
Some very good advice strawberries give to their children is to respect their elder-berries.
When an unripe strawberry saw the ripe strawberry, it went green with envy.
A crayon that looks like a strawberry is usually called a cranberry.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
What happened when the butcher backed up into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work!