What is the healthiest fruit?
“An orange. It takes Vitamin See!”
It peels nice to be voted in as the most appeeling model in the contest.
Why was the girl staring at the carton of orange juice?
“It said concentrate.”
The least favorite day for an orange is a juice day.
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
The Paddington bears don’t eat lots of marmalade sandwiches because they are already stuffed.
What do you get when you cross an orange with a parrot? A carrot.
What would Santa’s name be if he wore orange instead of red?
Fanta Claus.
Apples and oranges had a conversation one day. Guess what the apples were saying the oranges, nothing stupid, apples don’t talk.
Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well.
Despite his puns being so orange-inal, nobody really likes them.
Why don’t oranges go around blind?
“Because they take Vitamin See!”
The fruit bat ate the orange because of its appeal. It had such a nice color.
We all know that monkeys of all species love bananas, however, there is one family that doesn’t really fancy them, the orang-utans.
Apple and orange were the only two left that evening. Everyone else had dates.
When the orange started peeling, he was glad it was finally cutting some weight.
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
Woo! Tang is forever!
Q: Why can’t oranges be pirates?
A: They don’t get scurvy.
Q: What did the old orange see before it died?
A: The grim ripe-r.
The oranges have great eyesight because they always keep their eyes peeled.
Why did the orange’s musical number receive a bad review?
Because it wasn’t an “orange-inal.”
An apple and an orange signed up for a tournament. No one was really surprised when they had both were seeded.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Why did the orange come back after it was thrown in the garbage?
It was a boom-orange.
Why did the orange get pulled over while driving?
He kept peeling out.
Q: Why did the orange cross the road?
A: Because everyone thought he was a chicken.
Tobacco companies have made an orange flavored cigarette?
“They call it “Nico-tang”
Why did the lemon like the orange? He’s not from concentrate.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
I’ve got a great idea for an automatic orange peeling machine I hope it bares fruit.
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
Why was red in awe of orange?
“Because orange blue green.”
Q: What happens when two oranges collide?
A: They get en-tang-led!
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?
“Lack of concentration.”
Why does the yogi meditate under the citrus tree?
Because it’s a sub-lime spot.
Knock, knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?.
Q: Why are orange and banana phones so popular these days?
A: They have appeal.
Why did the orange turn into orange juice?
It couldn’t handle the pressure.
Why did the orange help the old lady cross the road?
To do a random act of rindness.
What did the orange say before jumping into the juicer?
“The zest is yet to come!”
The orange was really sad at the event because it had no peelings whatsoever for the desperate prune.
The best punishment to give orange kids is getting them canned. This is the only way to prevent them from going bad.
Which language do oranges use to speak to each other? Mandarin.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
I was throwing oranges at tropical birds. One of them caught one then said: “Toucan play that game”
Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? It said concentrate.
The reason orange juice doesn’t slide well on hard wood floors is Because of pulp friction.
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in a sea of oranges. I guess it was just a Fanta-sea!
An organization that citricises its workers cannot get the maximum juice out of them.
Why did the orange lose the race?
“Because it got Im-peached.”