What word backwards can predict the future? Cookies (Seikooc as in psychic of you say it).
Vampires love cookies too, they love No-stake cookies.
Know what kind of cookies rich people love? Fortune cookies.
When should you take a cookie to the doctor? When it feels crummy. What do the cookie and the computer have in common? They both have chips.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is a monster's favorite food? Ghoul scout cookies.
Why does the cookie monster fear the gingerbread man? Because he’s one tough cookie.
It’s common for people with heartbreaks to crumble.
Why do basketball players love cookies? Because they can dunk them!
Why do girls scouts sell cookies? They wanna make a sweet first impression.
What does the ginger bread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet.
The only type of cookies a cookie monster loves to eat during Halloween is Ghoul Scout Cookies.
What kind of cookies do poor people want during Halloween? Fortune cookies.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling
Why do wookies love chocolate chip cookies? Because they are chewy.
What’s the best view you can get in our galaxy? A view of the milky way from mars.
The cookie monster couldn’t make his bed, why? Because he couldn’t find his cookie sheets.
What kind of keys do kids like to carry? Cookies!
What cookie makes you rich? A fortune cookie!
What is green and brown and crawls through the grass? A Girl Scout who has lost her cookie.
Nut cookies are the best gifts for nutty friends.
What kind of cookies do vulcans love? Spockolate chips.
If you bake an oatmeal raisin cookie at a temperature of 666 degrees, what do you call it? Raisin hell!
What kind of keys does a kid skeleton use on Halloween? Cook-keys.
Why did the cookie monster rob the keebler elves? Because they had a lot of dough.
What happened to the zombie that made him visit the doctor? He had a crummy feeling.
How do you make Ohio State University cookies? Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
What do ghoul scouts hope to achieve by selling halloween cookies? They hope to make a good first impression.
What type of keys does the gingerbread man unlock his door with? cook-keys!
What made the baby cookie cry so loud? His mother was a wafer so long.
What do you get when you use a cookie cutter shaped like a deer? Cookie doe!
How does a cookie wish his friends for Christmas? I whisk you a merry Christmas.
What did the oreo cookie say to his filling? You’re my butter half.
How can you make a computer system cry? Delete his cookies.
Why do kids love to clean out the cookie jar for Halloween? To make room for Halloween candy.
What do you call someone who steals from the keebler elves? A crook-ie
Why would an oreo cookie need to visit a dentist? To get a filling replacement.
What do you call two cookies from the same cookie sheet who fall in love? A batch made in heaven.
What’s the perfect gift for someone who is always raisin’ the bar? Oatmeal
raisin.
What’s the best thing you can put in a halloween cookie? Your teeth.
Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother was a wafer so long! Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?