Why did the peach think he was a pear for a while? He was feeling awfully green at first, but eventually his face became red.
Which tool does a peach biologist often use for its experiment? – A peachtree dish (Petri dish).
Q: Who is Peach’s favorite actor?
A: Brad Pit.
When the peach lost her mother, it left a deep pit in her heart.
What do they do when the fruit educator is sick? They bring in a substitute peacher.
My peach friend shaved for the first time the other day, he looks like a nectarine!
He was showing off his new gaming gadget, "it has the latest peach recognition technology" he said.
I went to watch a play and there were so many peach errors in the dialogues.
In North Korea, you can not throw fruits in the snow as they don't have the right to freeze peach
What do we call a beautiful picture drawn by a peach artist? – It is a great peach of work.
Unlike peaches, nectarines don't have any fuzz, because they suffer from Alo-peach-ea.
A peach biologist was looking for a peach-tree-dish for his upcoming experiment.
At a get-together, one fruit asked another "I was wondering how have you been". The other replied "Just peachy, isn't that grape?"
Did you hear about the scientist that studied nectarines? He won the Nobel Peach Prize.
Q: What’s a nectarine?
A: A peach with balding problems.
Back in the early 2010s, the peach children loved to flock around to listen to Peach Pit.
I am a peach, and when my husband accompanies me, we are a pear.
Why does it take a while before a peach leaves a fruit basket? They have to give a goodbye peach first.
Mom: Why did you shave the peaches!
Dad: The recipe asked for nectarines.
Interesting fact: A nectarine can also be a peach if it does not have peach fuzz.
The United Nations gave its members a basket of peaches on 21 September - the International Peach Day.
In the last peach race, I put $30 peach way on two new racers.
Those people are preparing peach gelato because they want to demonstrate their rights to freeze peach!
"Personally, I like people who peach on time, and are always punctual," said the strawberry.
My father gave me a peach. I told him that I wanted a pear. So he gave me another peach.
What would a peach say to its girlfriend or boyfriend? – “You will always have a peach of my heart, baby!”
Why didn’t the peach do well on its ACT? Because when it comes to education, it only gets a little STEM.
Woman’s Rejection: Sorry. I don’t date guys I pit-y
What song was the peach listening to? 'Stronger with Peach Tear'.
Why did the fruit run for president? He wanted world peach.
What song do young peaches love listening to? 'Papa don't peach'.
The peach started acting all funny because it was really fuzzy.
I don't like cutting up a peach. I think it's because of the pits.
If you are wondering about a peach's favorite video game, well it's definitely 'Super Princess Peach'.
Whenever the peach gets angry, it looks at my face and screams: “You are just a peach of sh*t!”
What did the nectarine say after the church service? The peacher gave a great sermon!
Peaches tend to be really mean. After all, they have hearts of stone.
Why did the daddy peach teach the child peach to shave? He was starting to grow peach fuzz.
Q: Why did no one like peach’s personality?
A: Because it had a heart of stone.
Q: Why was the fruit not selected for the singing competition?
A: He has a flat peach.
Q: Where do fruits like to go on vacations?
A: To the peach.
Why did the man continue to eat whole peaches? Because he has a bottomless pit.
Q: What anime series do fruits like to watch?
A: One peach.
My mother told me to leave the peach cobbler alone on the table. But I couldn't help but watch the cobbler make the beautiful peach shoes.
Americans were preparing peach gelatos, to demonstrate it's right to freeze peach!
On Valentine's Day, the peach said to his wife, "You will always have a peach of my heart!"
The fruit started to stutter as it was suffering from peach deterioration.
After I helped a peach with some work, she said, "I really ap-peach-iate your help!"
When the mama peach found out that his child had failed his class, she was s-peach-less.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.The Peach President lost the presidential race because he got im-peached.