Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Q: Why did the cherry stop in the middle of the road?
A: It ran out of juice.
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What's red and has 7 dents in it?
Snow white's cherry!
Cherries go all out when they go to festivals. You’ll probably see loads of them, running around in pie-dyed shirts.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Why did I start making a cherry pie? Bake-cause I love it.
Cherries are actually great at a lot of different sports. Their favorite one, in case you were wondering, is archerry.
There's no need to cherry your feelings, I know you love me really.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
What do cherries write in love letters? I miss you cherry-bly.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
What do you call a very tall cherry blossom tree in Italy? The leaning flower of Pisa.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
Did you know, you can actually hide a gigantic elephant in a cherry tree? All you need to do is paint its toenails red. I bet you don’t believe me – but have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? I rest my case.
Why are cherries unassuming? Because they often get made into humble pie.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Q: Why was the cherry by himself?
A: Because the banana split.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Q: Why does the cherry have a hard time getting along with others?
A: It has crust issues.
I recently went to a soft fruit party, where all the food was berry based. It was cherrific.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
What do red berries say during the season they love best? Cherry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Q: Which basketball players eat fruits?
A: The ones who like to cherry pick.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
I recently read a book by an onion which had opened up on its life. Midway through the book, I started crying.
Why shouldn't you be too inquisitive with a cherry? Ask no questions tell no pies.
What do two cherries say when they get married? I promise to cherry-ish you forever.
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.