What do fruit bowls say when they dress up as a ghost on Halloween? Be cherry afraid!
Is it bad to swallow a cherry whole? No don't worry, it's just one of the pitfalls of life.
Why did the cherry blossom tree seem scared when it was trying to make a cherry pie? Because it was baking like a leaf.
Cherry pie can be a bit aggressive. Rumor has it they go around saying, “Hey! You want a piece of me?”
Q: What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?
A: A cherry in a lift.
Which fruity singer was a judge on 'The X Factor'? Cherry Cole.
Soft fruits make really supportive parents. Whenever their youngsters fail at something, they just smile and say “Have another bite at the cherry.”
Q: What’s red and invisible?
A: No cherries.
What do fruits do when they are really really afraid? They run away as fast as their legs can cherry them.
My friend mashed up some cherries on halloween and said they were blood. I was cherry-fied!
Q: Did you hear about the cherry that liked to explode?
A: It was da’ bomb.
Why do cherry trees smell?
Because George Washington cut one.
What do you find if you hang from a cherry tree for hours and hours? You find that your arms get sore.
Soft fruit is not always the best at doing research. They aren’t very thorough; they tend to cherry pick information.
What do you call a very little cherry? Pit-iful.
Who is the funniest fruit around? Cherry Seinfeld.
Q: What do you get when you walk around with cherries in your shoes?
A: Toe jam.
Q: What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up?
A: It blossoms
If you eat too many cherries, you can sometimes end up with digestive issues. It really is the pits.
How do berries start off the fruity olympics? They cherry the Olympic torch around the globe.
What did one cherry say to the other cherry? If you weren't so tasty we wouldn't be in this jam.
Inviting cherries over for a drinks party is easy. Simply start your invitation with “You are cordially invited…”
There’s a great new rock and roll cover artist doing the rounds at the moment – his name is Chuck Cherry.
How do two cherries make up after an argument? They cherry the hatchet.
Why should you make a cherry pie for someone that you miss? Because absence bakes the heart grow fonder.
What do fruits look for at a talent show? A berry that can really cherry a tune.
Cherries are the worst soft fruits to watch scary movies with. They spend the whole time hiding behind a cushion as they are cherrified.
Why is cherry pie so legendary? Because it is history in the baking.
Q: What do you call a scary berry?
A: A boo-berry.
What does a mommy cherry say to her children? I love you cherry much.
Did you know you can make a really good music player out of a cherry cake? It’s called a gateau blaster.
Chopping down other people’s cherry trees is definitely frowned upon. However, you likely won’t get into too much trouble for it – as long as you keep hold of the axe!
Swallowing a cherry stone is not the end of the world. It’s just one of life’s little pitfalls.
Why did the cherry go to the good drinks factory? It was cordially invited.
Q: How do two cherries make up after an argument?
A: They cherry the hatchet.
I grew up in a really rough area. I would walk out of the house and other kids would leap out and sprinkle me with cream, cherries and shaved chocolate. Life was tough, growing up in the gateau.
Q: Why are cherries never lonely?
A: Because they hang around in bunches.
What happens to a cherry tree when it grows up? It blossoms.
What does a hippy cherry wear to a festival? A pie dye T-shirt.
Berries are the most fashionista of the fruits, they can really cherry off the wildest outfits.
What do you do when you try to bake a cherry pie for the first time and it doesn't turn out so well? Just wait for the second bite of the cherry.
What did the cherry say to the cherry pie? I really crust you.
Q: How do you call a magic berry?
A: Cherry Potter.
What did the cherry say when it was given a bunch of flowers? You are cherry sweet.
Hey you like cherry preserves ?
Never mind, its probably not your jam
Why does a little cherry always look up to its parents? It tries to follow in their fruitsteps.
What does a cherry say when it delivers bad news? Don't fruit the messenger.
What did the fruit bowl say when it saw Santa Claus come down the chimney? We wish you a cherry Christmas!
Whenever I give my daughter cherries, she stuffs them in the chair
Now we call them chairries
What happened to the cheery that showed up for the tomato auditions? He was called an imposter.