My wife told my four year old daughter that she couldn’t use her plastic IKEA knife to slice mangos.
I said “Yeah kid, that’s just not going to cut it.”
I don’t like mangoes. I asked my boyfriend if he thinks they’ll grow on me one day.
He said “I think they can. You just need to be watered properly.”
How did I make the mango tree fit in my flower-pot?
I planted it.
My neighbor said a man walked into my garden and stole my mangoes.
I am wondering where did that mango.
Singular: One mango
Plural: Two menwent
The plural of mango should be changed to mengo
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
How far can a mango,
If he's got a license but doesn't avocado ?
What did the annoyed peach say to the mango?
Man-go away!
An angry fruit yells at traffic in front of them
“Mango!”
What's the manliest fruit to eat?
Mango.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a pot. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?
It’s called Mango Unchained.
How do you make a mango shake?
You take it to a scary movie.
My wife started a tropical diet
There’s so much stuff in the house it’s enough to make a mango crazy.
My wife looked at me and said “You think you’re pretty sharp, don’t you?”
Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.
Dog Joke: What do you call a Collie with a mango on it's back?
Mango Lassie.