What can you only drink in the Middle East? Dust-Tea.
What do murderers drink? Cruel-tea.
Why do Communists only drink herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
What's a woman and a tea bag got in common?
You don't know strong they are till you put them in hot water.
An Native American drank 100 cups of tea.
Next day they found him dead in his tea pee.
What kind of tea do babies drink? Tit Tea.
Tea pun-packed poem for my mum's birthday card
It’s been oolong time since my mum was born,
About Six-tea years to date,
Chai as you might, you can’t possible list,
her cupious amazing traits
Her balanced demeanour
Her Kindness and (earl) grace,
rooibost sense of humour,
too many to name in this teany space,
to pekoe out just a few does not do her justice,
let’s not stir things up and cause more of a ruckus,
While this ode may be (chamo)miles away from a Maya Angelou,
It’s just an obnoxious way to say how very matcha I love you.
What do teachers drink at school? Facul-Tea.
What drink breaks the ice? Flirt-Tea. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea? Because the Canadiens and Red Wings have all the cups.
What do politicans need to drink? Honest-Tea.
What kind of tea does Billy like?
Ability.
Why did the teapot get in trouble? Because he was Naught-Tea.
I told my mom there was a crack in her mug...
She said, ”No, only tea.”
What do you call someone who chokes on their tea?
A cough-y drinker.
What drink scares defense lawyers? Guilt-Tea.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
What do athletes drink before games? Sport-Tea.
Made the mistake of offering my realtor some lipton iced tea
I forgot that he only drinks realty.
How does a vampire make tea? With a used tampon.
What do you call an overly cautious cup of tea?
Uncertaintea.
What do you call a healthy dinosaur? Tea-Rex.
What am I? A tea bag you dirty minded human...
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What did the girl dinosaur ask her pet dog?
"Do you want some tea, Rex?"
What did Katy Perry drink when she was little? Bust-Tea.
What do you drink if you want to freshen your breath? Mint-Tea.
What did four of the last five presidents drink? Left-Tea.
What drink do goalies hate? Penal-tea.
What goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer I'm in, the stronger I get.
What's the opposite of Green Tea? Fat-Tea.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag
A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
What drink brings you down to earth? Gravi-Tea.
What do people with ambition drink? Loft-Tea.
A pickle store is giving out their new tea-flavored pickles on the street today
I tried some and I guess they tasted quite a-tea-pickle.
Have you seen that awesome video of a Koala drinking tea high up in the trees?
It’s super high Koala-tea
What drink do you need to steal? Virgin-tea. Why do hipsters only drink iced tea? Because ice was water before it was cool.
I used to randomly steal beverages off people...
I stopped when I realized it wasn't my cup of tea
What do you call a talkative drink? Chai Tea.
What's a nervous person's favorite drink?
Insecuri tea!
What do dogs like to drink? Kit-Tea.
What do teapots wear to a tea party? A T-shirt.
What do sophisticated fish drink? Salt-Tea.
Why don't anarchists drink green tea?
Because it helps fight free radicals.
Drinking tea while being too calm can kill you, did you know?
It's called a casual tea.
What do you drink with the Queen of England? Royal-Tea.
What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea? Denis.
What kind of tea did the American colonists want? Liberty.
What do you drink before you audition for "The Voice" ? Tea-Lo Green
Why does Britain like tea so much?
Because tea leaves.