What candy is only for girls? HER-SHEy's Kisses!
What Christmas carol do candy bars sing? Almond Joy To The World.
What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered aunts.
How does white chocolate turn into dark chocolate?
Turn off the lights.
How sweet is only for girls?
Her-shey’s kisses.
I just got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows and nuts I won’t lie, it was a Rocky Road.
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist? Because it lost its filling.
I saw a pun on chocolate bars but it wasn’t that fun
So I just snickered.
What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in its fur?
chocolate chip wookiee.
What type of bar is kid friendly?
A chocolate bar.
What did you just call me? Just because we’re Dark Chocolate does not give you the right to call us “Snickers”.That’s OUR word.
What is a dessert called with an extra chromosome?
A chocolate downie.
What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? A marsbar!
What happens when you try to eat 5 candy bars at once? You're gonna choke alot.
How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin? First, invade ze kitchen.
What is the opposite of Chocolate? Chocoearly.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport? Plane Chocolate!
What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy? Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What is suns favourite chocolate bar?
A milky way
Why isn’t there an organization like Chocoholics Anonymous?
Because nobody wants to quit.
How do you know it's cold outside? When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? To get chocolate milk.
Why does the jellybean go to school? Because he wants to become a smartie.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is the name of the dancing chocolate bar?
Nestle Crunk bar.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars. A study says that chocolate may lower your chances of a stroke. That is, a swimming stroke, a golf stroke, a tennis stroke.
What kind of candy makes fun of you? Tootsie Trolls.
What is the chemical formula of the molecules in sweets? Carbon-holmium-cobalt-lanthanum-tellurium or CHoCoLaTe
What did the M&M go to college? Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
What kind of candy never arrives on time? Chocolate
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate? A Candy Baa. Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty? They had a baby, Ruth.
Why did black chocolate cry over his wine glass?
Because it was his bitter half.
In life, the rule of thumb is, don’t bite more than you can chew unless it is chocolate.
How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie? 3.14159265.
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate? A Kitty Kat bar!
What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?
A Kitty Kat bar.
What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend? A Payday
I didn’t know you could vape a chocolate bar until my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
What is a monkey's favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp!
What is a monkey’s favourite cookie?
Chocolate Chimp!
I saw a joke about chocolate bars but it wasn’t that funny So I just snickered.
What is the best part of Valentine’s day?
The day after, when all the chocolate goes on sale.
What fruit loves chocolate?
A cocoa nut.
What do you call a womanising chocolate? A cad-bury.
I’m chocolate to my appointment!
Have you heard about the chocolate box thief? He’s always got a few Twix up his sleeve.
What kind of candy is never on time? ChocoLATE
I can’t help but laugh a little when I see a pun about chocolate bars… snickers
Boy: Oh I can't believe that Jesus is so sweet! Girl: Well that's because He's a life saver!
Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
He wanted chocolate milk.