hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.