How do you make sweet corn?
You whisper sweet nothings in its ear!
Why do farmers make terrible comedians?
Their jokes are corny!
What did the farmer say when someone complimented him on his corn harvest?
Aww, shucks!
Who is the corniest baseball player of all time?
Ty Cobb!
What do you call corn with red, white and blue kernels?
Americorn.
What did the cornfield say when it heard rain coming?
That’s music to my ears!
Shucking takes lots of corn-centration.
What did baby corn say to Mama corn?
Where's Popcorn?
What do you call corn that joins the army?
Kernel.
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
Plain popcorn? You can do butter than that.
What did the corn say when it was being followed?
“I’m being stalked!”
What happened to the football team that practiced in a corn field?
They got creamed!
This might sound corny, but I think you’re a-maize-ing.
If you search for pictures of corn on Google you'll only get stalk pictures.
How much does a corn flake weigh?
1 Kelloggram.
A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
Why didn't the corn chip advocate wear shoes?
They believed in Fritos.
Why is the corn army so dysfunctional?
Cause there are too many Kernels.
just witnessed a chicken try to pick up a piece of corn for 5 minutes,
ImPeck-able.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
Did you hear about the corn stalk that changed careers?
He went into a different field!
How did the corn farmer get to be so successful?
He corn-ered the market!
Don't tell secrets in corn fields.
Too many ears around.
Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.
The plot thickens.
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What do you call mountain climbing corn?
Mountain-ears.
What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A buccaneer!
Somebody was doing a speech and said, "This might be corny," and pulled out a couple of canned corns. Guess what happened next?
Total pundemonium.
I watched a documentary about corn fields
It was really quite amaizeing
What kind of party is held in a cornfield?
A cornball!
Corn mazes should be renamed Maize mazes.
Some people say popcorn is hard to chew. There’s a kernel of truth to that.
What do you call a pair of cornstalks that are best friends?
Ear buds!
what does a female corn do when she likes a male corn?
she corn-fesses.
What happens if you swallow a whole corn cob?
You get corn-stipated!
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Pop corn!
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
Did you hear about the farm dog who liked to strip ears of corn?
He was part husky!
Why did the corn stalks hold a ceremony in honor of the scarecrow?
To corn-gratulate him for being out standing in their field!
Our daughter eats her corn one kernel at a time.
She's a unicorn.
There’s this corn on the cob stand that I really like, but it started making ads
They were really corny.
When is a vegetable also a nut?
When it’s a corn!
I eat a ton of corn everyday.
I guess that makes me a cornivore.
In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked. It was earie.
I got arrested for the way I eat corn.
They charged me with a salt and buttery.
What do you call a single, solitary kernel of corn?
A unicorn!
Why did the corn farmer go to jail?
He was stalking someone in a field.
I thought of a new joke that started in a corn field.
But I'm not going to post it bc it's too corny.
Why is corn popular around Halloween?
Because it’s so earie.
This corn is a little rough to the touch. Looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.
What is a corn's favorite song?
Corn fields forever.