Which is the Richest Cheese in the world? Paris Stilton.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzeralla
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
What do you tell a cheese going through a hard time?
Ricotta get through this.
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?
Have a gouda day!
When do they smother a burrito in cheese? In best queso scenario.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
Why do cheeses make bad musicians?
They’re always sharp.
What does a cheese say when you ask him to share a secret?
He cantal.
What do you call referential cheese?
Feta.
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?
“You gouda brie kidding!”
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
Why should you always bring a bag of tortilla chips to a party?
In queso emergency.
Why did the wheel act so bossy? Cause he was the "Big Cheese."
What group of cheese has been known to fly? Curds of prey!
When shouldn't you believe a word your cheese is saying? When it's too Gouda to be true.
What did the aged cheddar say when his mom told him he couldn’t see a movie that was rated R?
“I’m mature for my age.”
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
How did the cheese get such curly hair?
It got a permasan.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? De-brie went everywhere!
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician?
Mozart-arella.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?
“You make me melt.”
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What is a lions favourite cheese? Roar-quefort
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What did the cheese call himself after he got dumped?
Forever provolone.
Why does the Pope love Swiss cheese so much?
It’s hole-y.
What kind of cheese protects a castle?
Moat-zarella.
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?
“Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?”
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese? Swish cheese!
Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics? It fell at the final curdle
How do you know when a cheese is full of himself?
Whatever you say, he’ll say he is feta.
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What is a cheese’s favorite kind of philosophy?
Epistemology and fetaphysics.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What drives cheese crazy?
That everyone around them is crackers.
What do you tell your friend after she breaks up with a cheese lover?
You’re cheddar off without him!
Who were the first cheese lovers ever?
Edam and Eve.