What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?
The Stilton.
What do you call a cheese that is an alcoholic? Livarot
When should you go on a cheese diet? If you need to cheddar a few pounds
What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist?
Feta wap.
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?
Make America grate again.
Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese?
It was only mild.
Which is the most religious cheese? Swiss, because it is holy.
Did you hear what happened when the decorator painted his wife with cheese? He double Gloucester!
What did the street cheese say after he got attacked by several blades? I've felt grater.
Why didn’t I believe what the cheese salesman told me?
It was too gouda to be true.
What were the cheese’s wedding vows?
To havarti and to hold.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
What kind of cheese to beavers eat?
Edam.
What did the Cheese salesman say? That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
What do you get when you cross a goblin and cheese? Muenster cheese.
Which search engine is popular amongst mice? Ask Cheese.
Why doesn't cheddar like to party with crackers? Someone always cuts the cheese.
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?
Cheese sticks.
Did you hear what happened to the cheese after its breakup?
It got provolonely.
What cheese do beavers like? eDam
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?
His pick-up line was too cheesey.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese.
But it's only mild.
What pickup line can you use to pick up a cheese lover?
“Are you cheddar? ‘Cause you’re lookin’ sharp!”
What is a cannibal’s favorite cheese?
Limb-burger.
What do cheese makers dance to on halloween? The muenster mash!
What do you call cheese that is acting crazy? A basket queso.
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?
That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?
Morbier.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2?
Fondue-due.
What does a real cheese freak say when they come to your door?
“I’d like to talk to you about Cheesus.”
What kind of cheese makes the best music?
Brieoncé.
What kind of cheese do rodents like? Mousearella.
What cheese cries the most?
Babybel.
How does a cheese tell you they want to be with you?
“I think you and I would look gouda together.”
What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that's all up in your face? Too close for comfort food.
Why did the cheese lover hide cheese in the back of his fridge?
In queso emergency.
Where should you call if you find a bad cheese shop?
The feta business bureau.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror ? Halloumi (Hello me)
What do you call a flying cheese?
A curd of prey.
What kind of cheese do alcoholics eat?
Livarot.
What's the most popular American cheese sitcom? Curd Your Enthusiasm
How do you share a piece of cheese with a bear?
Caerphilly.
What do you call a socialite made of cheese?
Paris Stilton.
What do you call cheese that is sad? Blue cheese.
What happens when you go on an all-cheese diet?
You cheddar few pounds.
How does the Cheese Detective choose his clients?
On a queso by queso basis.
What is Tom Hanks' favourite soft cheese? Philadelphia.
What did mutter say to paneer? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast.
What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie.
What is the name of the country near Iraq that is made entirely of cheese? Curd-istan