What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
You knead me in your loaf.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.