I came across a man who was eating strawberries at the bank. He told me he wanted to eat rich food.
When I went to the shop to buy some strawberries, they didn't have any. It was such a fruitless trip.
The innocent blueberry got easily framed for the crime because the evidence was a strawberry plant.
Why did the butcher work overtime at the grocery store? To make ends meat!
You can fix a broken strawberry with a strawberry patch.
A magnetic strawberry is always red and points north.
A strawberry who is a thief is called a rob-berry
The best thing ever to put in a strawberry pie is your teeth.
Strawberries have berry good eyesight because they are packed with a lot of Vitamin See.
When you see something red that goes up and down, chances are it is a strawberry in an elevator.
My business that sells strawberry juice has gone into liquidation
A strawberry feels most comfortable in its py-jam-as.
A strawberry screamed at the other, "Were it not that ripe, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam."
When the strawberry's favorite song came on, he exclaimed "That's my jam!"
I saw a real rob-bbery today. It happened right before my berry eyes.
The only type of berry you will ever find in a barn is a straw-berry.
You can never make a crumble with just 3.14 strawberries because that would make a pi.
On Mother's Day we went strawberry picking and made a jam from the fruits of our labor.
When you come across a strawberry that uses foul language, it must be berry rude.
Picking strawberries can be a very fruitful endeavor!
What is John Lennon's favorite donut? Strawberry' Filled Forever.'
One strawberry said to the other, “Were it not that you were so sweet, you wouldn’t have ended up in this jam.”
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky!
I found a sour strawberry today. It was berry bad.
Why didn't the watermelon marry the strawberry?
They cantaloupe.
What is a strawberry's favorite music band? Pearl Jam.
My grandmother was famous all over town for growing delicious strawberries.
She made me promise that when she died, I would plant her strawberries on her grave so that people could enjoy them when they visited. When she passed away I fulfilled my promise. She’s dead and berried.
Why is the strawberry loved dearly by everyone? Because it is berry sweet.
A strawberry's favorite celebrity is Mary Berry.
When you push a strawberry down a hill, you make a strawberry turnover.
I'm going to tell you all a story about strawberries.....
Once a punnet time....
Why did the strawberry get bruised? Because it was under pear pressure.
I mashed a few mangoes, pineapples, melons, strawberries, and grapes into a 🍲. Served the mash to guests visiting my place.
Called the dish, Mea Pulpa.
Chuck berry was undoubtedly the greatest rock and roll strawberry.
The strawberry was scared of the cream. They were afraid it had gone bad.
Why didn't the unripe strawberry got any cards and chocolates for Valentine's Day? Because it was really sour.
When you find a blue strawberry, try to cheer it up.
Tennis matches and strawberry jam have one thing in common. Cons-serve.
What is the perfect name for a sad strawberry? It is called a blueberry.
A truck with an entire load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It's caused a real traffic jam.
The perfect name for a sad and morose strawberry is a blueberry.
The unripe strawberry wasn't added to the starting lineup of the game because he was too green.
Strawberries love delicious food. Their favorite is Jam-balaya.
My father is a farmer who grows strawberries. However, his business has recently gone into liquidation after he made smoothies.
Nobody would ask the strawberry to go to the prom because it was past her sale by date.
The baby strawberries were berry upset when they heard that both their parents were in the jam.
Have you wondered what made the strawberry such a smoothie? It is the yoghurt of course.
Went to the doctor because I got a strawberry stuck in my ear
He gave me some cream for it
We failed to find the dog's bone because the owner berried it.
When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?
The marionberry