They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
And speaking of meloncholy, I heard that’s what you get when you cross a watermelon and broccoli.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
“It wanted to be a watermelon.”
What do you call two watermelons that are not allowed to get married? A couple of can’t- elopes.
Did you hear about the watermelon who starred in a telanovella?
“It was melondramatic.”
If that’s the case, would it be wrong to say that the unfaithful watermelon had an illegitimate daughtermelon?
You know what they say about when life gives you melons?
You might be dyslexic.
What do you call a girl watermelon cop on the beat? A water fe-melon duty.
The watermelon thief was charged with robbery with violence, but the judge later changed that to a minor felony; or melony as he put it.
Here’s another one; what about an otter who lives in an emptied out melon? An ottermelon.
How are a car and a bicycle similar?
“You can’t make watermelon juice out of either of them.”
Did you hear about the elusive skating watermelon thief? Not really, the only description they got was a Caucasian melon wheels.
What was the watermelon’s naughty pick-up line?
“Want to see my melons?”
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
So, what do you do with an epileptic watermelon? Simple, you make a seizure salad.
Why are watermelons, such good entrepreneurs?
“They always have seed money.”
Even though Jake was a heartthrob Casanova, he just had to break up with his long-time watermelon vending girlfriend; said she was always melondramatic about everything.
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs, sitting in a watermelon patch?
“Melanie! (melon-y)”
Nobody wants to sit next to the watermelon in the class because it has a strange smelon.