An owner of a pizza shop has just been found dead covered with pineapple, ham, mushrooms, and pepperoni. Word is that he topped himself.
Do you hear about the pineapple and honeydew who try to get married? The court says that they cant – eloupe.
How does a pineapple answer the phone? “Yel-low?”
After the death of his wife a few years, the pineapple stands on the graveyard and says “I pine for you, sweetheart!”
What is the difference between a pineapple and a school bus? The little pricks are on the inside of the bus, but on the outside of the pineapple.
Apples are red. Grapes are blue. Pineapples are sweet. And so are you.
What do we get when we cross a Christmas tree with an apple? We will have a pine – apple!
Where does a pineapple and cucumber vacation? Somewhere tropical (tro-pickle).
What did the therapist say to the pineapple? Look on the bright side.
Do not be sad because of these bad words. You are always a fineapple in my heart.
Maturity is typically most rapid in a low latitude, where women and pineapples most do thrive.
What did the pinecone say to the pineapple? Nice to meet juice.
Why did the pineapple’s phone die? It needed juice.
Do you know what the common thing between a pineapple and a king is? Both of them wear a crown proudly on their top.
Love is also like a pineapple: They both are undefinable and sweet.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Why did the pineapple suddenly stop the car in the middle of the highway? Because it just ran out of juice.
Why didn’t the pineapple fit in with the other fruit? Because it’s rough around the edges.
What happened to the pig who liked pineapple? He turned into a porky-pine!
Today, I am eating a bun filled with pineapple and ham for my dinner. That is Hawaii roll.
The apple says to the pineapple “What? Go out with you tonight? It will not happen in a million years!” Since then, we have a crushed pineapple.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
What do we call a scientist who specializes in pineapples? He might be called a pineappleologist!
Why should you live a pineapple life? Because Life is sweet.
In a world that is full of apples, it is much better to be a pineapple.
How did the pine propose to the apple? With a pineapple ring.
What happened after the conifer fell in love at the orchard? A pineapple tree.
Having pineapple on a pizza is quite like going down on a cousin: It might taste good, but something is not right.