My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it's not all it's cracked up to be.
I saw a sign earlier that said, "Free Range Eggs."
I've never heard of Range Eggs before but at least they were free so I took some.
Where do eggs go on holiday?
New Yolk.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
What day to eggs hate the most?
Fry-day.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
My dad always used to tell me, "Never put all your eggs in one basket."
Which is probably why we lost the Easter egg hunt.
Because the platypus both lays eggs and produces milk,
It is one of the few animals that can make its own custard.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
Who wrote the book "Great Egg-spectations"?
Charles Chickens.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
What's a hen's favorite shipping company?
Federal Egg-spress.
What sport are eggs best at?
Running.
Why did the one legged clown leave the cheese circus? Because he couldn't get his stilton.
What did the Egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take awhile to get me hard I just got layed by some chick!
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they'd break.