Donut even think about taking another donut!
Q: What’s a donut’s favorite drink?
A: Hole-y water!
What are strange donuts made out of?
Weird-doughs.
Why do golfers love donuts?
Always a hole-in-one!
I’m opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts.
I’m calling it Hole Foods.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers?
They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes?
Double glazed.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut ask, it’s a secret!
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? It needed a filling!"
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxe-doughs!
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?
A do-rut!
Why did the donut go to the doctor?
He was feeling crumby.
Ever heard of French Donuts?
They’re the Beigne of my existence.
Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?
It always went back four seconds
Why did the donut go to a therapist?
He felt empty inside.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?
I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why did the baker quit making donuts?
Because he was fed up with the hole business!
What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts!
What kind of donuts can fly?
The plain ones.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his donut?
He was stuffed!
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What’s the healthiest part of a donut?
The middle.
What do you call a cute donut?
A-dough-able.
When do bakers stop making donuts?
When they get tired of the hole thing.
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?
Anecdoughtal evidence.