What do you call a knight who just wants to fight with an opponent on level grounds? He is called Sir Face!
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
What would be one of the worst crimes to commit if you were a sheep living in the medieval times?
Muttiny
Lance is an uncommon name nowadays but in medieval times...
people were called Lance a lot.
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
What is the name of that knight who is very fond of the sea and spends most of his time at sea beaches? We call him Sir Fer.
What do you name a knight who has been able to persevere through all the barriers in his way? A Sir Vivor!
Which one of King Arthur's knights named the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
Who was the knight that was very secretive?
Sir Reptitious
In the dark ages, the knights had to attend a special type of school. It was the Knight School.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
Which knight is the protector of foods?
Sir Anwrap
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Have you heard of the knight whose enemies were always lurking near him and following him? That knight went by the name of Sir Rounded.
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What is a knight who has traveled all across the earth with a ship known as? He is known as Sir Cumnavigator.
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What was the nickname for the knight who ruled the fort?
"Fortnite"
When many knights were being killed by guns and bombs, the medieval scientist discovered a weapon that would destroy all their enemies. It was known as the knightrogen bomb!
I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one,
He was Allone
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?
A Sir conference
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Did you know knights are known for wearing dishware?
Thats why they call it plate armor.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
Why are automatic doors like knights?
Because they're chivalrous!
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.