What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Biology - It grows on you.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.