How did knights in the middle-ages get across a moat?
Moataboat
What was that knight's name who would always go around and call other knights by their last names? Sir Name.
What do you call Sir Lancelot when he is dancing and singing to his heart's content at a party? We call him Sir Dancelot.
What bird regales you with stories of middle earth, knights, and allegory?
Bard owl.
A knight asks a squire for the time
The squire says: it seems to be 3 pm
The knights shuts his visor and says: no, its knight time
After which knight is a town in England named? Sir Rey!
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
A-spear-iguess
What was written on a knight's headstone?
Rust in peace.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
Sir Render
What do you think is the name of the knight who unexpectedly turned up at the battle? His name is Sir Prize.
There were two knights who were fighting a long duel with each other. The fight ended when one of them chopped off the other's leg- guess the knight was defeeted.
Where does a Knights templar keep his valuables?
A deus vult
In the medieval ages, many knights had to travel throughout day and night. In order to increase their visibility in darkness, they invented a device known as the knightvision goggles.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn't think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? Canned food.
I always knew that some knights had names that described their personality (like Lancelot the Brave), but I didn't realise nuns did that too until I became one...
I was Nun the Wiser.
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Sir Valence.
Why was the knight fighting the tournament with a sword made from cheddar cheese? Because the cheese was extra sharp!
What do you call a knight that jousts all the time
Sir Lance-alot
Where does King Arthur throw his stupid knights?
In the Dumbgeon.
What's the difference between Hanukkah and dragons?
One is eight nights while the other ate knights
The one time of the day when knights are willing to work is during the knightshift.
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
Sir Veyor
When does a medieval soldier sleep?
Knight time
Once, a wizard had cursed a knight and turned him into a bird. To express his sorrow, he sang throughout the entire day because he had become a knightingle.
My sister once took a knight as a dance partner to her high-school party because it was a prom knight.
Why did Arthur have a round table?
So nobody could corner him!
Most of the knights of the round table of King Arthur were in their middle ages.
Why was the medieval knight polishing his dress before going for the Queens's dinner party? Because he wanted to have a night in shining armor!
How can you tell a sword is a knights favorite weapon?
He doesn't use a lance a lot.
What do you call a candle in armor?
A knight light
Vincent Van Gogh met a knight during the latter part of his life, who inspired him to draw one of his most famous paintings - The Starry Knight.
Knights have always used one type of lamp since medieval times. These lamps are now called Knight Lamps.
The knight fell very sick over the weekend. He had a running temperature and was feeling very nauseous. The doctor called it the Saturday Knight Fever.
What should be the name of the knight who the King has appointed to carry a census of the land? He goes by the name Sir Vey.
Did you know that back in medieval times, soldiers would sleep with lanterns next to them so they could see if something happened.
They were called "Knight Lights"
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
Sir Ohsis of the Liver
What was the name of the knight who made the round table of Sir Arthur perfect? He was a knight called Sir Cle.
Once upon a time, a knight hosted a live improvisational comedy show for everyone in town. It was known as 'Saturday Knight Live'.
Why does England always get attacked in the summer?
Because the Knights are shorter then.
These days, knights love to watch movies, and their favorite genre is the horror and the action genre. Also, I am pretty sure that their favorite movie is 'Knight Of The Living Dead.'
What do you call a cow apart of the Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Loin
What is the name of the knight that spreads all the rumors and news of the court and the king amongst the people? Sir Culate.
Why did the king order his new castle be built in the evening?
For the night knights!