What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
I’ve never understood fog machines.
They mystify me to this day.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.