The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.