What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.