R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.