If there's a will, there's a wave.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
That crazy little sun of a beach.
The ocean made me salty.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Sea you at the beach.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Tis the sea-sun.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Feeling fintastic.
Salty but sweet.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
I can sea clearly now.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Beach, please.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Don't get tide down.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Water you doing?
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Seas the day.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Avoid pier pressure.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Beach you to it.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Whale, hello there.