The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
I'm feeling exceptionally alone in this cold weather. It's probably because I'm completely ice-olated.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
I hate windy weather. It really blows.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.