I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What did the angry witch do after sitting on her broomstick?
She flew off the handle.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
Why did the witch's cat scratch her?
Because he was in a bad mewd.
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What did the witch do when her broomstick broke?
She witch-hiked.
What do you call a witch that lives in the desert?
A sand-witch.
What problem do you encounter with twin witches?
You can never tell which is witch.
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Why is it good to drink witch's brew?
It's very newt-tricious!
Come witch me to the party.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
Witch you were here.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.