When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why do Ghosts make such good company? They are full of spirit.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
If you see a ghost, you should always say, 'How do you boo?'
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
Which car is a Ghost’s favourite? It is between a Boogatti or a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
Where is the ghost going on holiday the next year? Lake Eerie.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
Where do Ghosts travel to for a holiday? South Aarghfricaargh.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver? He didn’t have the stomach for it.
What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg? A hobblin’ goblin.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.
Ghosts drop off their babies at the day-scare centre when they go to work.
What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween? Pillowcases.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
When they want to relax, ghosts have a boo-ble bath.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
Why do ghosts and demons get along so well? Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
The most useless room in a ghost's home in the living room.
Panda ghosts love to eat bam-boo.
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!