How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
What did daddy ghoul say to his youngest son?
Stop ghouling around!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Why did the ghoul eat a light bulb?
Because it wanted a light snack!
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What kind of hotdogs do ghouls like best?
Halloweiners!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.