What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
What is a wolf’s favorite time of the year?
The howl-o-days.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
What do you call a hairy monster that lives by a dam?
A weir-wolf.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
What's a werewolf's favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.