What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What is a werewolf’s favorite tree?
A lu-pine.
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
What did one angry werewolf say to the other?
- I have a bone to pick with you!
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.
Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why don’t werewolf make good dancers?
Because they have two left feet!
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What’s a werewolve's favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas!
What kind of werewolf can track down flowers ?
A bud hound
Mommy, Mommy, what’s a werewolf?
Don’t worry about that honey and comb your face!
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Why do werewolves howl at the moon?
Because no one else will do it for them!
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
What's a werewolf healed from Lycanthropy?
Over the moon.
Why do werewolves do well at school?
Because every time they’re asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer!
What do you call a werewolf with no legs?
Anything you like – he can’t chase you.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Why did the monster call his werewolf “Frost”?
Because frost bites!
Where do werewolf go if their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.