What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What happens to witches who break the school rules?
They get ex-spelled.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Witches get sore joints because they have broom-atism.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaner cords aren’t long enough.
What did the tired witch do?
She sat down for a spell.
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
Can’t take my eyes off of her brewtiful face.
What did the witch say when the door-to-door broom salesman showed her a vacuum.
I don't want an automatic. I want a stick shift!
Why was the book of incantations useless?
Because the author failed to do a spell-check.
What is a witch's favorite makeup?
A ma-scare-a.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Who turns the lights off on Halloween?
The light's witch.
What time does the Wicked Witch have her clocks set to?
Greenwitch Mean Time.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
Witch you were here.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why do witches only ride their broomsticks at night?
That's the time to sweep.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
Come witch me to the party.
What do you call a witch's spotless garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What do witches in Australia ride?
Broomerangs.
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
How do old witches get good bargains?
They hag-gle.